I'll Have a Frosty One - Women's T-Shirt fall Bold white Western-style block text

Bold white Western-style block text below reads "SUMBITCH" in a slightly distressed finish

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Golden-yellow illustration depicts a man's face composited onto a curvaceous figure gripping a vertical pole

a mid-century gathering place where league bowlers and beach town regulars shared lanes under one roof

I'll Have a Frosty One - Women's T-Shirt fall Bold white Western-style block textFrosty skipped the parade and went straight to the open bar, which honestly tracks for a guy whose entire existence is a countdown clock. Nothing motivates day drinking like a body temperature measured in puddles. The Details: Red text reads "I'LL HAVE A" arched above a retro cartoon snowman in a top hat and scarf, dancing while hoisting a green bottle, surrounded by red snowflakes and starbursts. Bold red text below reads "FROSTY" with smaller red