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Founded in 1923
A circular black emblem centers a gold letter "M" above a red decorative scroll
Suburban gathering spots rarely had that kind of gravity
Fukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal
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